Be still my kokoro

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Sweet mother of fucking all that is GLAZED HOLY MOLEY! *GASP*

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#dougnuts  #eena  

Oh, just me frolicking in the autumn woods. And I’m also practicing my guard. No biggie.

#gpoy  #me  #autumn  #bear  #kuma  #bjj  

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#coffee  #autumn  #fall  

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#heh  

The Cure - The Last Day of Summer

I feel like this is a tradition for me on my tumblr. When the Summer comes to an end, I post this song. How mozzarella of me.

  September 23, 2014 at 05:58pm

she-bulk:

Somehow ended up ripping off a chunk of my nail trying to pull up a pair of jeans over my thighs/booty.

😱😱😱😱😱😱

Sam Pepper handcuffs himself to women on the street, refusing to release one woman until she kisses him ›

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

pfdiva:

aka14kgold:

jean-luc-gohard:

celebreceipts:

In January, Sam Pepper uploaded a video called “How To Get A Girlfriend Easy” in which he sneaks up behind or beside unsuspecting women on the street and handcuffs them to himself. He then tells them they’re “his girlfriend now.”

When one victim reacts furiously, saying “No! I don’t know you! Take it off!” and demands that he remove the handcuffs, he refuses and replies with “We’re dating now.” She tries again, “Look, I don’t know where you’re from, but we don’t do this in America. Take this off,” while fighting with the cuffs. He refuses again, insisting they’re “going on a date.” She then tells him that she’s married, to which he says “No, you’re married to me now,” and refuses yet again to remove the handcuffs.

At the end of the video, another woman is pleading with him to undo the handcuffs, and he refuses to until she kisses him on the lips. Pepper appears to think the entire scenario is hilarious at best and endearingly misguided at worst, while the women being “pranked” are visibly livid, terrified, and profoundly uncomfortable.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

We need to stop calling assault by white men on men of color and women of all races “pranks,” because it makes them seem lighthearted and fun, not like the violent criminal acts they are.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

I would stab that man’s eyes out with my thumbs.

I’d call 911 and enjoy watching him attempt to unlock the handcuffs before the cops arrived.

Who the fuck is this guy?? Is he in NYC?? I’d love to witness one of his “pranks” so I could call the cops on him and have him in a tight rear naked while we wait.

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juji-gatame:

The best Judo scene in a movie: Blood on the sun

A movie from 1947 with James Cagney as leading actor.

I must find this film.

Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

Welp, that’s official. Fuck this place. I mean, I barely shop at this place at all because they never carry big boy sizes but for real— FUCK URBAN OUTFITTERS.

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